Who Is Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales for? It Is Not for You. It Is Not for Anyone.

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This reads like a Mudede review
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I was kind of expecting this.

I actually thought the first Pirates movie was pretty good. I thought Johnny Depp did a good job creating a unique, fun and enjoyable character. But every sequel has been utterly soulless and forgettable, and his fey drunk pirate schtick has become tired. Even the trailer for this one looked bored with itself.

Pass.
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I came in here to say this too, #1. Glad I wasn't the only one who got that impression
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Hey, the first one also had the stunningly beautiful Keira Knightly in it! Don't forget her! (Or was it the first two films?)
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My guess is that Disney CEO Michael Eisner is yet again lusting after record profits, baby.
@ 2 Reverse Polarity: Agreed, and I second the Pass.
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@4 Knat: It sounds like Kiera Knightley and Orlando Bloom were wise to jump ship.