Murder on the Orient Express: Seriously, What Is Up with That Mustache?


Kenneth Branagh has fucked up everything he has touched in his whole life. All of his Shakespeare work is consistently bad, every role he has been cast (or cast himself) in, even his marriage to one of the era's most stunning beauties, Emma Thompson. He blew that and ruined her in the process. Maybe that mustache is just his way of letting all of his inner ugliness out.
Clearly being a film critic negates one, ironically from being anywhere nearly as well-read about history. Maybe that’s why Seattle in on a downward slope.