I was in Europe a couple weeks ago and saw movie posters everywhere for a little flick called "The (S)ex List" starring Anna Faris as a lady who had to many visitors to her lady cave. Neither title is any good.
Lindy, *everyone* knows that "Lonely and Whorish" is the state motto of California. Why do you think we've been so concerned that you decided to move there??
I've missed Lindy's place in my world view.
Now then, after you've had your fun down south (like the Amish do when they're young adults!) when are you coming home?