But Lindy, I AM a regular guy! This oughta be just the film for me.

Hey Hot Stuff,

First off - SEATTLE MISSES YOU, BABE! Especially me. Never met you, but perennially a creepy guy who loves your writing above all - your bod and other attributes secondary but no less important.

Second - I believe that your draw to "milk mush" will re-create a revival of same, if nothing else because I (me, the All Powerful Lindy West Fan) will broadcast it far and wide. Personally, I'm post gastric-bypass lactose intolerant. However - a friend has recommended that I eat your Mom's recipe "on the toilet" in order to deal with the fallout. My appreciation for your non-Cunty (sorry Penn, you Fucking Dick) writing makes it an actual temptation. May just do so. I will do you the courtesty of NOT describing the outome. MILK MUSH FOREVER!!

I actually laughed really hard at Wanderlust, while everyone else in the theatre sat there and stared blankly at the screen in silence, causing me to laugh even harder.