Wait—was I supposed to care about any of the characters in Guy's films involving "tough guy" criminals and an array of guns? That's what all of his movies are, minus Swept Away. (I didn't see Revolver. I don't know why.) Sounds to me like there's as much plot in RocknRolla as Snatch. I'll probably like it.

Oh, Ludacris is in it. Pass.

Ludacris is in it?!

I am soooooo there!

Ludacris is in it!

I am so there!

Me too! I luved him in the sequel 2 Fast, 2 Furious!

Ludacris has a new movie out?!

I am fucking going then!

Jesus, why didn't somebody tell me Luda had a film coming out?

Who wants to go with me?

I will.

I will fucking pick you up at 8 o'clock, Sara.

Bring condoms.

I will. And peanut butter. We can smear it on your special place, and let my dogs lick it off.

Ohhhhhh! That sounds so RockNRolla!

Best comment thread ever!

Agreed.

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If you Sara, or whoever actually wants to watch it just let me know I have HD copy of it -muah-

Its a decent fuckn ritchie movie and this shitty fucking writer for this shitty little pennyless papermag can lick me bollocks. I hope he doesn't get a check for is useless dribble. Cheerio!