Steve Guttenberg and I both thank you for that Police Academy reference.

Knight and Day 5: Shanghai Knight

I see what I did there...

i love you Lindy, you make me laugh so fucking hard!

In real life, does Tom Cruise look as much like an old man as he does in that picture? With his saggy face skin and prescription grandpa-sunglasses and also-old daughter played by Cameron Diaz?

What possible reason could this movie have to exist?

Anybody?

Knight and Day 6: Knight of the Iguana. Megan Fox + auto mechanic + Tansformers = Whaaaa??! I agree @7 I won"t see it. Thanks Lindy.

I feel the same way about Cruise. No matter how crazy he gets, my love of Top Gun, Cocktail, and Risky Business means I can never manage to dislike him fully.

@10 - Knights Templ-arr made me LOL. Thanks. I got a great image of Tom Cruise dressed up as Jack Sparrow running around a museum!

How far down does Cameron Diaz have to squish in order to appear shorter than Tom Cruise on that bike?

Knight and Day 10: Hard Days Knight

Knight and Day XII: Knights in Rodanthe?
Knight and Day XXXIV: Do The Knight Thing?
Knight and Day CMMXVI: The Knite Runner? (The forced sodomy scene in that one is gonna be something!)

Knight and Day 46: Big Knight (co-starring Stanley Tucci as FBI bugged meatball)

Knight and Day 32: Knight Cap (just a 90 minute montage of Cruise wearing different hats)
Knight and Day 49: Knight Moves (Bob Seger does soundtrack)
Knight and Day 71: Deadly Knightshade (all perish)

Knight and Day 88: The Knight Sweats
Knight and Day 89: Knight at the Roxbury
Knight and Day 90: Knight (they travel in time and join Elie Wiesel in Auschwitz in order to free him! a hilarious buddy comedy)

I grew up with women who look like Cameron Diaz but who could repair an engine or transmission.

Maybe you need to get out more.

Knight and Day 99: Get Smart At Night

Who beat up Cameron Diaz and made her face all lumpy and swollen?

Your are absolutely correct, Lindy.

The fact that Tommy is a batshit crazy scientologist, Oprah-kneeling, cradle-robbing closet-case does not negate for a second that he has more screen charisma than 80% of male actors in Hollywood today. There is a reason he was the top banking star for the better part of two decades.

At the Walt's down the street, there's this cute young thing that I would hit so hard. She's basically the reason I had to go back to fixing my own car. I shudder to think what you'd turn up if you looked into how many women are working as mechanics in just Seattle alone. I remember a city photo of a rather easy on the eyes lady working in the city motor pool, too.

I grant you that Cameron Diaz can be a pretty unconvincing actress playing anything except a Cameron Diaz, but in general, Lindy, you've got a shit ton of internalized sexism you need to work out.

Funny review, as usual. I want to see this movie for the Ducati Hypermotard. That bike has been on my short list for a while.

Lindy - I particularly like the close proximity of your Police Academy reference to the phrase, "hotly anticipated". Excellent work, future otter lady!

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I don't think you need to bother coming up with names for a Knight and Day sequel, as it turns out to be a colossal box office bomb that no one saw.

I'd never noticed the sheer size of Cameron Diaz's face but, by God, you're right, it is LARGE. I suppose that's what earned her breakout role opposite Jim Carrey in The Mask, a complimentary face ratio. According to the TV trailers, "Tom Cruise is at his Jerry Maguire best!" Is this true?

Julia Roberts talking about fixing cars in Pretty Woman worked because she was already a hooker with a heart of gold, so we didn't mind them just throwing another unbelievable, unrealistic contradiction in there.

Unfortunately, lazy script writers have kept going back to that dried up well ever since.

Oh who cares whether Cameron Diaz is believable as a mechanic? Did you go to this movie for strict realism?
I went to see CD's and TC's very attractive faces (no matter how big or little) and watch silly, fluffy, escapist entertainment.
I'm not going to quibble about any of the myriad ridiculous implausible things in it. I'm just going to remember lines like "I've been trained to defuse a bomb armed with only a paper clip and a junior mint," and laugh.

Making statements about the unbelievability of Denise Richards as an intelligent person has nothing to do with misogyny, it has do with the fact that none of us believe she is. And none of us--with a modicum of intelligence--think that extends to any other woman beyond Denise Richards.

Lindy,

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good knight and good luck?

That's some good shit, Lindy. Maybe we are smoking the same stuff up here in the north end; it just came around.

haha ive never seen anyone make fun of tom cruise's sexuality before