Who wrote this review? It's clearly one of the people that are hired to write exactly like Lindy, but it's not Lindy.

@1: I wrote it! It's me pretending to be me.

Lindy I got to disagree I saw it and liked it esp the Jordan/LeBron joke

ouch critical much :( sounds like cameron diazbeing hot is the problem

Wow critical much? Sounds like cameron diaz being hot is the problem.

A movie critic being... critical. I don't even...

Unfortunately I saw this disaster. It was painfully unfunny. Jason Segal was the only one that got a small giggle out of me once or twice, but other than that, it was a train wreck of awfulness.

Oh, how I adore your reviews. Nailed it again....

@2: I do the best imitation of myself.

I saw it because Manohla Dargis gave it a good review. But really a fart joke?