dear wm steven humphrey, i am a big fan of your work. i only wish some day you could get a job at a real newspaper that appreciates your true worth. those bastards at TS do not pay you enough, plus every time they hire a new young writer, they end up trying to sound like you, only without the funny part. you my friend are damn funny. you are the chichikov of literary warfare. keep up the good work, and tell all those not funny copy cats to shut the fuck up. thanks!