It's so funny. A decade ago I was contemplating moving from Capitol Hill to Lynnwood and I read this review and had second thoughts. So long ago, that was.
Now here we are ten years later and I cannot fathom still living in that see-be-seen, hipster-backslappy, lonesome, vacuous, pretentious, cold cesspit known as Capitol Hill.
This faggot now proudly lives in Lynnwood where I and my partner have a house with a full front and back yard for about what I was paying for a shoebox-sized studio ratbox in Capitol Hill. Plenty of room, zero additional expense, a huge garden, ability to have pets, proximity to a transit center... it is miles and leagues a better place for the up-and-coming GLBTQ here.
There is life beyond the hill, kids. Life on the hill is a desperate, cold, lonely and melancholy attempt at best. Fuck that shit and grow beyond it. You can do it.
Now here we are ten years later and I cannot fathom still living in that see-be-seen, hipster-backslappy, lonesome, vacuous, pretentious, cold cesspit known as Capitol Hill.
This faggot now proudly lives in Lynnwood where I and my partner have a house with a full front and back yard for about what I was paying for a shoebox-sized studio ratbox in Capitol Hill. Plenty of room, zero additional expense, a huge garden, ability to have pets, proximity to a transit center... it is miles and leagues a better place for the up-and-coming GLBTQ here.
There is life beyond the hill, kids. Life on the hill is a desperate, cold, lonely and melancholy attempt at best. Fuck that shit and grow beyond it. You can do it.