So happy am I to see featured here not one, but TWO establishments that are not on Capitol Hill. For it is not unknown that The Stranger columnists and reviewers rarely ever venture out of walking distance from the Hill. Even more delightful is that these two are excellent places that I frequent quite a bit, Cafe Racer being the most frequented of the two. Hazaah for you, Marti, for venturing where no Stranger writer has gone before ( I know Miss B.J Clemens had reviewed the place before, but that was the most pointless, shitty-ass, hackneyed, useless review I have ever seen, even bordering on insulting, the way she butchered the name [without bothering to correct it] of the beloved house band [it's God's Favorite BeefCAKE, not BeefCurtains, you senseless slubberdegullion]) Thank you, thank you, thank you! And sorry for the rant.

That review by Clemens was pretty fair, I don't get at all where all what Seahag is going off about. And the old Cafe mailing list distorted the name of God's Favorite Beefcake in a new way each week, so the writer's confusion is pretty understandable.

But that isn't important, what is important is that you forgot to mention how nice the people at Cafe Racer are and how lovely it is to spend a Happy Hour with them.