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May 14 Ashley Amber commented on Savage Love.
Dear Drunk Straight Girl:

Be careful who you make out with. You might hit on a bisexual or lesbian woman who does not want to make out with you just to get the attention of some man. At best, much awkwardness will result.
May 7 Ashley Amber commented on Savage Love.
Letter writer #1: Get. Out. Now. 24 is too young to be tied down to a miserable marriage.
Apr 24 Ashley Amber commented on Savage Love.
Dan, you missed the boat in your letter to TIA. The new girlfriend can try PVC or rubber instead of latex.
Mar 13 Ashley Amber commented on Savage Love.
If anyone starts talking like the POS racist in letter #3, I cut that person out of my life immediately. I don't talk to inbred idiots. The LW should do likewise.
Mar 6 Ashley Amber commented on Savage Love.
Thanks for an enlightening column on chastity play, Dan. I'm really glad to hear that men aren't really constricting themselves, as the Victorians did to prevent masturbation in their children.
Feb 13 Ashley Amber commented on Savage Love.
The son could be bi as well. LW#1 should not conclude is son is gay because he looks at gay porn.
Jul 18, 2012 Ashley Amber commented on Savage Love.
@42:

No, it is NOT safe to swallow unless you both are monogamous and have tested clean. Diseases can be spread through unprotected oral sex.
Jul 5, 2012 Ashley Amber commented on Savage Love.
@3:

Here's some more drivel from these idiots:

"Instead of repeating the mistakes of our parents, we’re trying to spread words of rebellion; that sex should be awesome and saved until marriage, that pregnancy can be justly avoided without harmful chemicals, and that love is worth fighting for.

We promote saving sex until marriage, and thus eliminating your risk of STDs, and practicing a natural, effective method of family planning within marriage, thus eliminating the negative effects of contraception, especially hormonal contraception."

Sheesh. Saving sex until marriage and avoiding all contraception is hardly revolutionary. These "college kids" are just recycling Victorian morality.
Jun 27, 2012 Ashley Amber commented on Savage Love.
@13: The letter writer did not mention his size. He could be skinny as a rail for all we know. Not all thin people are healthy, and not all fat people are sickly.
May 30, 2012 Ashley Amber commented on Savage Love.
Three things for VCARD, which Dan forgot:

1. Make sure you get reliable birth control, like the Pill, and use it consistently. You don't want to end up with an unplanned pregnancy.

2. Practice safer sex so you stay healthy.

3. Being "average-looking" does not mean you will have trouble finding a guy to have sex with. Guys like a wide variety of people, not just the Barbie-doll types.
 
 

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