commented on The Monday Morning News
As painful as Miss Utah's response was, the blonde Miss TeenUSA South Carolina candidate's answer from a few years ago is still the gold standard when it comes to beauty pageant stoopiditude. It's totally worth you tubing every few months. Always funny.
commented on Foie Gras Tastes Like Cat Food
It looks as though you had foie gras pâté or something similar. I no longer eat foie gras, but trying to judge it by such a processed product would be trying liking trying to judge how crispy bacon is by eating Spam. Pan-seared foie gras is a completely different animal (from the same tortured animal), so go try some at Crush and get back to us with your review.
commented on In Goat News
Leaf blowers are banned in Vancouver's West End. Damn Socialists! Trampling on the rights of those who choose not to rake.
commented on My Poor Garment Choice in SIFF
I didn't realize that Joel Connelly was doing the fashion reviews for the ST now in addition to his editorializing. But then, I don't subscribe to them, so it's all a surprise to me.