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sperifera

Seattle

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Really? Notsomuch.

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Presse or Pichet
Elliott Bay or Amazon
No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
Tushy or Tuchus
If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jesus (Rapture them soon, OK?)

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Jun 17

sperifera commented on The Monday Morning News.

As painful as Miss Utah's response was, the blonde Miss TeenUSA South Carolina candidate's answer from a few years ago is still the gold standard when it comes to beauty pageant stoopiditude. It's totally worth you tubing every few months. Always funny.

Jun 16

sperifera commented on The Sunday Morning News.

@6 - Quite the meltdown, huh? A definitive Slog Hall of Fame candidate...

Jun 16

sperifera commented on Foie Gras Tastes Like Cat Food.

44 posts? Yikes, who needs Raku? Time for some bacon....

Jun 14

sperifera commented on Foie Gras Tastes Like Cat Food.

It looks as though you had foie gras pâté or something similar. I no longer eat foie gras, but trying to judge it by such a processed product would be trying liking trying to judge how crispy bacon is by eating Spam. Pan-seared foie gras is a completely different animal (from the same tortured animal), so go try some at Crush and get back to us with your review.

Jun 14

sperifera commented on The U.S. Will Send Arms to Syrian Rebels.

@19 - I'd like to point out that the acronym for central banker troll is CBT. Coincidence? I think not.

Jun 13

sperifera commented on In Goat News.

Leaf blowers are banned in Vancouver's West End. Damn Socialists! Trampling on the rights of those who choose not to rake.

Jun 11

sperifera commented on Christening My Baking Steel.

Nice one @13

Jun 6

sperifera commented on Walmart Turns Workers Into Welfare Queens.

@1 - I've only entered one. And just to go piss. Fuck Walmart, indeed.

Jun 6

sperifera commented on What Would Seattle-Flavored Ice Cream Taste Like?.

I think it should taste like bacon-flavored condoms.

Jun 5

sperifera commented on My Poor Garment Choice in SIFF.

I didn't realize that Joel Connelly was doing the fashion reviews for the ST now in addition to his editorializing. But then, I don't subscribe to them, so it's all a surprise to me.