Sep 19 MLM commented on The Seahawks Offense Is Not As Good As We Had Previously Hoped.
As annoying as the call was, the resulting Cassius Marsh GIF is wonderful.
Apr 7 MLM commented on Ted Cruz On the Cover of TIME.
@3: That is probably the best description. Either that or the blobfish.
Mar 25 MLM commented on Good Morning! Everyone Is Talking About Where Ted Cruz's Penis Has Been!.
@12: "Roll on, Cuban Mistress Crisis."

That's pretty genius, actually.
Mar 24 MLM commented on Sound Transit Unveils Draft Plan for this Fall's Light Rail Ballot Measure.
Yeah, this all sounds great, and I'm willing to pay for it, but... NO WAY on these time schedules. By the time this stuff is done, I'll be retired and not commuting.
Mar 15 MLM commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: A Family Affair.
@8: You win.
Jan 5 MLM commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Sizing the Asshole.
Better not to go through with marrying her than marry her, meet someone else, cheat, divorce her, etc.

Asshole quotient still there, but could definitely be bigger.
Dec 22, 2015 MLM commented on Technical Glitch Resulted in Early Release of Thousands of State Prisoners.
@2: Sad but accurate.
Nov 24, 2015 MLM commented on CDC: Marriage Rates Up in 2014, Divorce Rates Down.
@5: "If anything, the less they know, the more certain they become."

Amen. It's baffling.