The fag

Location: Wisco

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Vampire or Zombie
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Pot or Coke
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you never want to hear again?: Like a G6
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Texts
• What keeps you up at night?: My Husband ;-)
• What helps you sleep?: The orgasm he gives me.
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Steel Magnolias
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jesus. Republicans beware.
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Heathers
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Gay Twins + Me in a threeway

Fill in the Blank

• God is: inside us all, like a giant butt plug.