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    This or That

  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • Zune or Segway
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: "Do You Believe In Magic", by The Lovin' Spoonful
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: "Sweet Home Alabama"
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: The Stranger
  • What keeps you up at night?: I'm nocturnal
  • What helps you sleep?: Sex
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: "Time After Time" by Cindy Laupner, because it reminds me of breaking up with my first girlfriend.
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Between the base of my penis and my scrotum.
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jimi Hendrix
  • What book have you read the most?: Naked Lunch
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: unecessary apostrophys on a final S
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because he hates Canada.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: non-extant

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