More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: No one lives forever
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Shampoo bottles
  • What keeps you up at night?: Husband with insomnia
  • What helps you sleep?: Benadryl
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Only he can answer that
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: an interesting unprovable hypothesis

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