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Apr 15 jack chandelier commented on Attacked By an Owl!.

Bacon isn't raw meat. You can eat it without cooking it.

Apr 5 jack chandelier commented on We Are the Awesomest Nation in the History of the World.

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I write for the fucking Stranger. Wow, fucking anyone can fucking do it!

Feb 27 jack chandelier commented on I, Anonymous.

First, to 20 & 21 and everyone that complains every week about someone writing something that didn't need to be anonymous - THERE IS NO NON-ANONYMOUS version of this column in the Stranger. You can't send in a rant with your name on it and have them print it.

Second, to anyone bitching about music festivals being overpriced (and they all are) STOP GOING. Quit supporting the greedy assholes that put them on. (Plus the lineup this year is terrible).

And lastly, if you don't go, you'll save hundreds of dollars you can spend on COCAINE and MALT LIQUOR!

Feb 20 jack chandelier commented on Low Power to the People.

I hope the LAST thing this gives us is "eight little KEXPs".

Feb 20 jack chandelier commented on Savage Love.

"Uhh.. I have no problem with three-ways in theory, but how dare they have a good time on their honeymoon?!"

Jealous much? Shut the fuck up.

Feb 3 jack chandelier commented on I, Anonymous.

@37: the situation you described is so clearly not what is happening here.

Jan 28 jack chandelier commented on I Was at the Shooting at Twilight Exit.

@71 If the shooter at Cafe Racer had had a knife instead of a gun, there is no way he would've killed five people that day. Some victims were shot while running away from the shooter. You can't do that with a knife. So please fuck off, my friends died, and you are wrong.

Jan 28 jack chandelier commented on Debunking the So-Called Bike Backlash.

@53, You're kidding, right? Or are you speaking only of 4am when there are no pedestrians out? To ride on the sidewalk you have to go about one quarter the speed and yield to all pedestrians, might as well just walk at that point.

Also, almost all of us do not have cars. You in your car are the one creating traffic, not me on my bike.

Dec 18, 2012 jack chandelier commented on Cockfighting in Mexico.

@13/16 - there it is! I was waiting for someone to come and dismiss this entire well-written and informative piece with one naive sentence. I am actually surprised there aren't more "Julie Russells" commenting, being as this town is so full of them.

Dec 8, 2012 jack chandelier commented on Savage Love.

Urgh, this is the worst Savage Love column EVER and I have read them all! It's basically just like reading the comments from the past few columns. I'm poly too and I still can't stand reading this whiny garbage. GET OVER YOURSELVES ALREADY.