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Aug 3, 2012 HektorKamacho commented on I, Anonymous.

#56 - already covered that, see #36.

Aug 1, 2012 HektorKamacho commented on I, Anonymous.

One more thing about your post #43...

Replace "posters" with "chuggers" and whaddya know? Fits just the same.

Aug 1, 2012 HektorKamacho commented on I, Anonymous.

#43 - Better than a piece of shit chugger for sure buddy. To call a chugger a "low wage worker" is probably true but also truly comic. Most of them look to be priveleged, community college suburbanites hung up on "social justice" without really having any idea what they're talking about. They all run the same scripted schpiel and tactics. Not much different from the kids that Amway or the knock off cologne guys suck in.

You're right about one thing though. Seattleites are overly polite and don't appreciate assholes hassling them on the streets. I see plenty of aggressive in here and not a lot of passive and I like it.

Aug 1, 2012 HektorKamacho commented on I, Anonymous.

Upon reflection, I admit I don't tell all of the chuggers to fuck off. You can tell the meek newbies and see the conflict on their faces. I feel like some of them are probably genuinely caring people torn between furthering their cause and simultaneously realizing they've chosen a horrible way to do it. They're not pushy people by nature. I'm guessing most of these types don't last long as chuggers.

Those who succeed as chuggers are the truly extroverted, obnoxious, tea party, car salesman types. They're persistent, pushy and clearly don't give a fuck about the cause they're pushing or anything other than themselves and their desire to get you to do what they want. Plus they're too fucking to stupid to put that energy and effort into a real sales job where they'd actually make money and not have to stand on a street corner all day like a cheap whore.

I save my venom for the real chuggers and encourage others to do the same.

Aug 1, 2012 HektorKamacho commented on I, Anonymous.

I love and hate this one.

I'm the one that says "fuck off chugger" to each and every one of you chuggers every time one of you approach me. I get the same little kick out of it that you do when I see the look on your face and hear your phony, broken hearted replies.

But reading this IA makes me realize what an infantile dickbag I'm probably coming off as. Oh well. Fuck off chuggers.

Apr 5, 2012 HektorKamacho commented on The Best Place in Seattle You've Never Been.

This is one of my favorite lunch places in Seattle and has been for years. I'm always amazed that the mediocre Pike Place Chowder next door has a line out the door but I can always get a seat at the Pasta Bar. The LoPriore Bros used to have a location in the Columbia Tower food court but I'm pretty sure that closed a few years back.

I could listen to Brian's banter all day long, especially with the tourists during cruise ship season. He likes to fuck with them a little bit, it's great. This place - the location, the food, the people - reminds me what I love about Seattle. Thanks for giving this overlooked spot some well deserved attention. Nice work.

Jan 19, 2012 HektorKamacho commented on I, Anonymous.

Hi Portland, nice of you to check in with big bro. Watup kid! Surely you guys are aware by now that your little Mercury is a spinoff of our Stranger. The Stranger was around for over a decade in Seattle before they decided to let PDX in on the fun. We love having you as our smart ass lil bro PDX but don't forget about the smart part!