commented on ‘Professor Blastoff’
Not to mention that Tig was the author of one of the more mind-blowing, heart wrenching This American Life confessional efforts in recent memory.
commented on Hansen Ups Offer for Sacramento Kings. Again.
Dear The NBA,
The state of Washington has about 7 million people. The state of Oklahoma has almost 4 million. This is why you owe us the return of our franchise.
Also of note, a few miles down the road from Sacramento there is this team called the Golden State Warriors. They are currently participating in something called the playoffs.
commented on The Future Children of Mars
I'd rather be born on Mars than in Syria. Also, I can't wait for the short story someone is going to write about parents lying to their kids about Earth.
commented on Anthony Weiner...
If he just grew a mustache and changed his name to Tony Strong, he could win any office.
commented on Never Heard of 'Em
I dated a girl who would prance around naked to Electric Warrior every morning. Then she would kick me out before her other boyfriend came over.