Dan! I'm a big fan but... I gotta call BULLSHIT on your answer to the guy who was getting peed on by his girlfriend who thinks she's a squirter.
I'm sorry to have to do this, (I have only ever disagreed with you twice in the 20 or so years of reading your column) but I have to set the record straight.
Women who "ejaculate" are extremely rare. Their ejaculate is normally white, has the same components as a man's semen, sans the sperm and much of the testosterone that is in a mans junk, and it comes out in spurts. Just like a man's does.
Women who "gush" clear or yellowish, water like fluid, that usually smells like piss, are pissing themselves and whoever is underneath them. Sure, some of this fluid may test positive for things that are not normally found in pee, but that could be because they are ejaculating while they are pissing.

You may wonder what makes me an expert on this? Well, I have been studying sex, women and the human body for as long as I can remember (I'm 50 Now). I was 14 when I read the Kama Sutra and a stack of other related books and magazines. Since losing my cherry and being royally fucked over by the woman I first fell for, I became commitmentphobic but since I still loved women so much, I ended up have been with so many that I lost count at least 20 years ago. Shortly after moving to the big city. :)
I maintained a rather decent revolving harem from about 1995 until 2010 and have had a number of alleged squirters who, as it turns out, were really just pissing themselves, and me. I learned this the hard way. By being pissed on many times in the name of being GGG. I instinctively knew it was just piss, from the smell, among other things, so I did some research. Then one fateful day I met a genuine squirter. A sweet little Asian girl who could hit a standing man in the face from lying on the couch at almost 6 feet away. And yes, it was white, gooey and tasted almost the same as my own junk. A little less salty though.

So please tell your readers that this woman was pissing on him. If she was truly ejaculating, he wouldn't have to ask. If anyone doubts it, go have your neighborhood squirter squirt for you and taste it, smell it, and rub it between your fingers. If it smells like piss... If it tastes like piss... If your fingers squeak instead of slip... Well, I'm sure you get the idea. If you are still in doubt, take it to your local lab and have it tested to see what the bulk of it is made up of.

Thank you.

MNMT.

p.s. That's short for Man Meat by the way. ;)

p.p.s. Sorry I didn't write in when you asked for some wild stories of manogomish tales, as I have a few. ;)