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11:07 AM

Theodore Gorath commented on The Only Thing More Tragic than a Bridge Collapse Would Be a 10 Cent a Gallon Increase in the Gas Tax.

@9: Stop being such a whiny man-baby and take responsibility for your sloppy reporting.

It is your fault you don't check your facts, not owning up to it and throwing a tantrum at your readers makes you look like a giant child.

As a "journalist" (I guess), you can not just keep claiming that facts do not matter as long as your tone and political beliefs are conveyed to the reader.

9:39 AM

Theodore Gorath commented on Fast & Furious 6: Justin Lin's Automotive Ballet Careens to an Explosive Conclusion.

@8: I did not say it was meaningless. If you want to find someone who would say something like that to argue with, there are plenty of trolls here. You do not have to make up things that I said.

What I said is I doubt Constant's assertion that the multi-racial cast is the top (or even a main) reason for the film's financial success. If you have proof that I am wrong, please show me, but creating and arguing with straw men is not really my style.

9:03 AM

Theodore Gorath commented on Morning News: The Bridge Collapse, Obama's Speech, and a Crop of Terrible Movies.

Maybe congress will allow Obama to close Guantanamo this time around.

Haha, just kidding, they will refuse and then call it Obama's fault.

8:24 AM

Theodore Gorath commented on Fast & Furious 6: Justin Lin's Automotive Ballet Careens to an Explosive Conclusion.

Something tells me it is the promise of fast cars, violence, and shaking tits/ass that gets the teen boys and motor bros buying the tickets.

Call me crazy, but I do not see that demographic sitting around going "hey guys, let's see Fast and Furious 6: the cast is just so multi-cultural!"

11:50 AM yesterday

Theodore Gorath commented on Great Moments In GOP Outreach to Women.

Of course the GOP wants infants born even if they have no brain function.

How else are you going to get new conservatives?

(I know the joke has already been done to death in 14 comments, but I could not resist my spin)

11:48 AM yesterday

Theodore Gorath commented on Your Borders Gift Cards Are Not Worth the Plastic They're Printed On.

What kind of moron thinks a bankrupt company has any kind of obligation to redeem unused gift cards?

Gift cards are a product, not a promise. It is not a damn government bond.

Gift cards are a lame gift, but can be a godsend when expecting gifts from relatives who barely know you. For example, my yearly gift card from my aunt is a much better gift than the yearly clothes-that-do-not-even-come-close to fitting, or the christian nonsense inspirational garbage that she used to send me.

11:43 AM yesterday

Theodore Gorath commented on Why Shoot?.

How does he have time to do anything after spending so much time sucking himself off?

At least we do not have to debate if he is a sensationalist and narcissistic windbag anymore, as this piece proves it.

9:21 AM yesterday

Theodore Gorath commented on Usually When I'm Sent a Photoshopped Image of a Gun Pointed At Me....

That KF-7 Soviet is about to put a three round burst right into your chest.

Better crouch on one knee and glide around that corner.

8:22 AM yesterday

Theodore Gorath commented on Morning News: Abortions, Boy Scouts, Pot, and Semicolons.

Ansel Herz is like that guy you knew in high school who came back from summer vacation after discovering punk music, and now harbors hilariously naive and half baked ideas about anarchy, oppression, corporations, "the system," etc.

8:18 AM yesterday

Theodore Gorath commented on The Science Today: Peeing On a Motherfucking Solar Plane.

You can learn a hell of a lot from waste materials. This is why our president's emissions are top secret, and are actually retrieved by agents and kept safe when he is outside of the country.

The CIA actually stole Gorbachev's feces when he visited the US in 1987 to analyze it for medical conditions they could use to weaken his claim to power.