Theodore Gorath
SWASHBUCKLING HERO 2012
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6:48 AM Theodore Gorath commented on Seattle Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal Won't Be Attending the Inauguration.
Why is it that when liberals make fun of conservatives who are trolling here, the go-to is that they are unemployed and/or eating a lot of fast food and getting fat/developing diabetes?

Just something I have noticed, and always wondered about.
6:35 AM Theodore Gorath commented on Seahawks Season Goes Careening Off The Road In Atlanta, Is Now Over.
Oh, and yelling at reporters is what it is, but Bennett also tried to gouge Ryan Schrader's eyes out after a play, and they once again tried to rush the victory formation and started fighting after they lost. Why do the Seahawks play dirty and throw such childish tantrums every time they lose a big game?
6:26 AM Theodore Gorath commented on Seahawks Season Goes Careening Off The Road In Atlanta, Is Now Over.
I don't know why people are even talking about Marshawn Lynch, but the obvious flaw with the team is its refusal to upgrade the offensive line. Maybe you can get away with it as long as Wilson is 100% and young, but eventually you have to protect the man and devote some resources to the O line.

It isn't pretty, but those fat boys are what drive the offense, not flashy pass catchers.
Jan 13 Theodore Gorath commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Red Hat Leads to Assault.
@17: Haha, yes, those mean streets of lily-white, milquetoast Seattle. I hear those MS programmers are real nasty when they get a few wine coolers in them.

Shit's real, yo.
Jan 13 Theodore Gorath commented on The Morning News: State Supreme Court Rules Against Grays Harbor Oil Terminal, DOJ Opens Comey Investigation.
@9: Oof, get ready for some bullshit, I got the third degree on here a while ago when I dared to admit I had not heard of Lindy West. Apparently her fans thought it was very important that I know she is fat though, for some reason.
Jan 13 Theodore Gorath commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Red Hat Leads to Assault.
@11: According to the comic, you have two "attackers" and two "defenders." Not that this means fuck-all, but there you go.
Jan 13 Theodore Gorath commented on The Morning News: State Supreme Court Rules Against Grays Harbor Oil Terminal, DOJ Opens Comey Investigation.
Trump's biggest accomplishment to date:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/u…

Delaying another shitty U2 album is truly something the entire world can get behind.
Jan 13 Theodore Gorath commented on Neo-Nazis Postpone Threatened Rally in Whitefish, Montana.
@5: They can likely still march, and the city will likely allow them to do it. People march and hold rallies all the time without official permits.

To be honest, every time I hear about a KKK or neo-Nazi march, it turns out to be a hoax, so I have my doubts that rallies like these that are broadcast far and wide for all to learn about are even real.
Jan 13 Theodore Gorath commented on About Trump's L.L. Bean Tweet.
Maybe one way to "resist Trump" would be not to hang on his every tweet and base your lives around the secret messages you or never-has-been comedians "discover" within them.
Jan 12 Theodore Gorath commented on Today, in More Things Donald Trump is Wrong About.
@24: There was a lot of whining and obstruction, but the GOP was able to expand their grip on basically every facet of US governance in that time as well.

The test of the Democrats in the next 4-8 years will be if they can do the same, or if it will just be whining.