commented on For Just $69 (Each), You Can Attend a Daddy/Daughter Purity Ball in Bellevue This Weekend!
51/52- again we ask (pointedly) where are the mother/son balls? Why aren't the boys being told to be pure and to make promises of chastity? I suppose that you think it is nice some tell guys "not to mess up another dude's pre-wife" but that is also so insulting- not "don't mess up the girl's life" but only "she's somebody elses future property bro!" You people are the real ones with the sexual issues and problems. Seriously go look up Displacement, Oedipus Complex, and maybe Stockholm Syndrome while you're there...
commented on Tornado Truthers
sigh... why is there never any good news out of Oklahoma? The nuts will say that Oklahoma was picked for the "weather experiment" because they were the reddest state that voted against Obama.
But seriously, Moore was nearly wiped out in '99 when a F5 ripped through. This is not new people, Oklahoma is called "Tornado Alley" for a reason- there are two tornado seasons each year, spring and fall, along with pollen counts and humidity levels Okies have to deal with the sky trying to kill them. None of this is new or even that unusual, it's just the global warming that Jimbo Hoof-in-Mouth don't "b'leve in" is making it all worse.
commented on Air Force Advises Female Recruits to "Submit" to Being Raped
7 You're so naive it's almost more scary than cute. Rapists are normal men who think they are entitled to sex with a particular woman. It's sweet that you think only drooling neanderthals are rapists, but sadly many are perfectly presentable yuppy/preppy dudebros.
commented on Guess Which Bigoted Fucks Love the New Pope?
St. Francis was always my favorite. Go preach to the birds and the bees and the animals, leave the humans alone.
11- of course saints aren't popular with popes, they make them look bad.