Juan Alfredo
Seattle and sometimes Chicago
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61 year old guy I've been writing a personal journal for over 20 years Semi-reclusive… more »

Juan Alfredo estudia para mi lección en español.

Juan Alfredo

Location: Seattle and sometimes Chicago


61 year old guy. I've been writing a personal journal for over 20 years. Semi-reclusive. I read lots of books...slowly. I am an eternal student of Spanish. Very artistic. I walk, ride a bike, practice yoga. No car.

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    This or That

  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • OTB or ACT
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: "Stricken Smitten and Afflicted" (Lutheran hymn)
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: (all rap music and anything by Barry Mannilow
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: crossword puzzle books
  • What keeps you up at night?: worrying about stress at work
  • What helps you sleep?: Benadryl 25 mg
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Paloma de Papel (Peruvian movie)
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: I'm guessing it is left side of head
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Anne Frank
  • What book have you read the most?: Bible...with great regret
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Harold and Maude (various quotes by Maude)
  • What piece of art would you steal?: any of my own works of art in other people's houses
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: anything abbreviated into capital letters and the words "ain't" and "dis"
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: embroidery
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: I believe it is because he is attracted to men with a tan pigment, adequate body hair, and the war brings hotel rates down so he can visit them.
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: I know all about operator 134 but know nothing about building 7.
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: I'm an old man. I don't understand some of these questions. I have a WOW at work but I call it my grocery cart. It is made by Rubbermaid. I probably own some gold but not in my mouth.
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: a necessary fiction created by those who cannot cope with the realities of biology.

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