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    This or That

  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 - with live horns, second-line style
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Anything B-52s
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Dwell
  • What keeps you up at night?: Noise
  • What helps you sleep?: Noise
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Juno - seriously, when he silently climbs in bed with her. Every time.
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: On my head. Until I die. Thanks, grandpa and suck it, baldies!
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jesus H. Christ (but is he really dead?)
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Blazing Saddles
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Some impressionist piece, so I could run my fingertips across those old mountains of paint
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Kid's Korner, Kampgrounds of America, etc.
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Filet-o-Fish
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Homosexual Agenda
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: Always trying to bum smokes

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