McBomber

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 - with live horns, second-line style
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Anything B-52s
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Dwell
• What keeps you up at night?: Noise
• What helps you sleep?: Noise
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Juno - seriously, when he silently climbs in bed with her. Every time.
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: On my head. Until I die. Thanks, grandpa and suck it, baldies!
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jesus H. Christ (but is he really dead?)
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Blazing Saddles
• What piece of art would you steal?: Some impressionist piece, so I could run my fingertips across those old mountains of paint
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Kid's Korner, Kampgrounds of America, etc.
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Filet-o-Fish

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Homosexual Agenda
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes

Fill in the Blank

• God is: Always trying to bum smokes