Achieve the Four Modernizations.

Pope Peabrain
12:02 PM Pope Peabrain commented on SL Letter of the Day: Need to Be Stoned to Share.
You can't change other people. You can only change yourself.
4:01 PM yesterday Pope Peabrain commented on Should I Buy One of These?.
I don't have one. But I have found that a fry pan with a thick bottom distributes the heat evenly and does not burn as easily. But I bake homemade pizza all the time on a cookie sheet and it seems to come out fine.
3:39 PM yesterday Pope Peabrain commented on All Atheists Go To Heaven?.
I believe he said if you do good, you go to heaven. This will scandalize a lot of Catholics. Having grown up in a strict Catholic home I can tell you they love looking down on others. I'm reminded of the pharaoh Akhenaten. He challenged centuries of belief and the priests had him murdered.
3:15 PM yesterday Pope Peabrain commented on Because We Live in a Post-Feminist World, I Guess.
There's a lot of men that resent women. No surprise. Women have control of men's sexuality and men want control of everything.
3:13 PM yesterday Pope Peabrain commented on Don't Be Such a Mermaid!.
It's for some movie coming out.
1:05 PM yesterday Pope Peabrain commented on Everything Wrong with Television, in One Handy Chart.
Good. For starters, cable is an expensive waist of money. And it still angers me that I can't choose my cable company because I live in an apartment. Reality garbage is just a way to save money on writers, so they get what they pay for- garbage. Commercials have become so obnoxious, even with the sound off, they can make a barely tolerable show not worth it. And even channels I once liked because they appeal to intelligent viewers have become trash. The History channel actually made a series on the bible, the biggest work of fiction ever written!
7:09 AM yesterday Pope Peabrain commented on Watch the Columbia Glacier Recede.
The eighth great extinction event will be televised.
May 23 Pope Peabrain commented on Michele Bachmann Says God Will Perform a Miracle to Free Us All from "the Yoke of Obamacare".
@3 Um, he's always going out and fighting. And Bachmann should give up her government run healthcare first. But she won't because she's just a big mouth hypocrite.
May 23 Pope Peabrain commented on The Science Today: Peeing On a Motherfucking Solar Plane.
Fifteen years ago, if somebody said we would no longer be printing newspapers, but we would be printing food, I would have thought they were psychos.
May 23 Pope Peabrain commented on Tornadoes are Common in Oklahoma City, Basements Aren't....
All they need are bibles. Not basements. Bibles! Everybody knows a bible will keep you safe.
 
 

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