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SifuMark commented on SL Letter of the Day: Did You Think I Was Going To Tell You Not To Come Out? (PLUS: Help Free Kate!).
According to http://www.joemygod.blogspot.com "Florida's age of consent is 18, but "close age" relationships are exempt if the older party is under 24 and the younger is 16 or older." So she's outside the letter of the law but does anyone else remember high school . . .
May 10
SifuMark commented on SL Letter of the Day: I'm Out.
I love the word cunt, girlfriends have discussed it with me and they found it sexy and empowering. What a strong sounding word it is for a mimsy, after all.
It tastes good just to say it, but in social situations you must know your audience. Then again you might get to know your audience by using the word cunt, or by explaining that when you're fucking a chicken you can slam it's neck in a drawer to make it tighten up, then see who leaves the room.
It tastes good just to say it, but in social situations you must know your audience. Then again you might get to know your audience by using the word cunt, or by explaining that when you're fucking a chicken you can slam it's neck in a drawer to make it tighten up, then see who leaves the room.
May 2
SifuMark commented on Cutting Remarks.
You could have gotten him some nice tattoos, too . . . No, wait: it's WRONG TO BODY-MOD AN INFANT.
I'm surprised that I have to explain this stuff.
I'm surprised that I have to explain this stuff.
Apr 30
SifuMark commented on Savage Love.
There are those answers, oh Savage one, that you give from the back of your throat in a certain tone; your best columns sometimes carry your spoken voice, this one does that particular tone a lot.
Well done!
Well done!
Apr 25
SifuMark commented on SL Letter of the Day: Wrong To Completion.
It's time for an upgrade, TVM: some people just don't care enough to be good in bed, they're called "ex's", or friends (sometimes "with benefits" but then you get what you get).
Apr 24
SifuMark commented on SL Letters of the Day: A Selection of Second Opinions.
I do tend to agree with LTS: an abusive relationship is abusive, why put up with that while waiting to die.
Assume you have enough years left in your life to make a painful transition worthwhile later on. Hell even if you die tomorrow, if I were in that relationship I would rather die single; good company or no company (I was young when I learned this, twenty one years ago).
Assume you have enough years left in your life to make a painful transition worthwhile later on. Hell even if you die tomorrow, if I were in that relationship I would rather die single; good company or no company (I was young when I learned this, twenty one years ago).
Apr 5
SifuMark commented on Savage Love.
Just look at a scooter wheel with its little tire then look a a motorcycle wheel with it's street-worthy tire.
I learned to ride a motorcycle first and riding one of those toy scooters around . . . yes they go fast but they shouldn't.
Also:
"2. Helmets, closed toed shoes and jeans, at least. Every time."
Wearing "jeans" is as good as riding naked. Get real riding gear. Boots that actually cover the ankle should be a no-brainer.
"3. Black makes you look like a badass, sure, but brighter colors greatly improve the chances everyone else on the road will see you. My motorcycle is yellow."
You are still invisible from the front and the back, and your bike is ugly because it is yellow.
Ride like you are invisible. This is how I've survived on a skateboard and bicycle for most of my life (I traded them in for a bike five years ago).
"4. If you lose control, jump. I've never had to, but you do NOT want to be hanging on still if you hit a truck."
No: If you lose control, relax. Keith Code recommends practicing going limp from a riding position (on your bed or a thick carpet). Surfers don't need to practice.
If you're going to hit a truck you have either been following too close, don't know how the bike is controlled (counter-steering), or you're in one of the very rare situations when it is time to dump it, but be advised not to panic and think that you're there when you aren't.
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I learned to ride a motorcycle first and riding one of those toy scooters around . . . yes they go fast but they shouldn't.
Also:
"2. Helmets, closed toed shoes and jeans, at least. Every time."
Wearing "jeans" is as good as riding naked. Get real riding gear. Boots that actually cover the ankle should be a no-brainer.
"3. Black makes you look like a badass, sure, but brighter colors greatly improve the chances everyone else on the road will see you. My motorcycle is yellow."
You are still invisible from the front and the back, and your bike is ugly because it is yellow.
Ride like you are invisible. This is how I've survived on a skateboard and bicycle for most of my life (I traded them in for a bike five years ago).
"4. If you lose control, jump. I've never had to, but you do NOT want to be hanging on still if you hit a truck."
No: If you lose control, relax. Keith Code recommends practicing going limp from a riding position (on your bed or a thick carpet). Surfers don't need to practice.
If you're going to hit a truck you have either been following too close, don't know how the bike is controlled (counter-steering), or you're in one of the very rare situations when it is time to dump it, but be advised not to panic and think that you're there when you aren't.
Feb 13
SifuMark commented on Savage Love.
Also I think that any teenager should be reading Savage Love.
Feb 13
SifuMark commented on Savage Love.
I know of one or two cool parent types who bought a big box of condoms their teenagers would have access to. If DUD did this it would at least give him the opportunity to point out that they are for ANY anal oral or vaginal sex act.
Having condoms around don't cause one to have sex. I was disappointed to learn this as a teen but it's true.
Having condoms around don't cause one to have sex. I was disappointed to learn this as a teen but it's true.
Jan 29
SifuMark commented on Savage Love.
I'm really confused by SAD. If he was wanking with an ex over Skype that's not porn, it's betrayal, but if it's only "interactive" because he was handling what after all still belongs to him while looking at pictures of strangers that's not cheating, it's looking at porn.
Also using an acronym whose first letter is provided by the word the acronym spells is in fact cheating.
Also using an acronym whose first letter is provided by the word the acronym spells is in fact cheating.
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