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More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Poneman or Pavitt
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Drowning Pool - Bodies
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Gotye - Somebody I used to Know
• What do you like to read when you poop?: The front of the toilet seat
• What keeps you up at night?: What might have been
• What helps you sleep?: Masturbation
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Inner left thigh
• What book have you read the most?: 1984
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Drop Dead Gorgeous
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Than/Then (Because I do it so often)

For Trolls Only

• What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Gays
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: not coming to your birthday