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  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Than/Then (Because I do it so often)
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars

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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Poneman or Pavitt
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Drowning Pool - Bodies
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Gotye - Somebody I used to Know
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: The front of the toilet seat
  • What keeps you up at night?: What might have been
  • What helps you sleep?: Masturbation
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Inner left thigh
  • What book have you read the most?: 1984
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Drop Dead Gorgeous
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Than/Then (Because I do it so often)
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Gays
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: not coming to your birthday
 

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