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Tacoma Traveler

Location: Tacoma

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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: "No One Lives Forever" by Oingo Boingo
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Anything by Nelly Furtado
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: The Economist. Then I wipe my ass with it.
  • What keeps you up at night?: Money
  • What helps you sleep?: Sex
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: The Emerald Forest
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: pubes
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Nobody.
  • What book have you read the most?: Trial and Death of Socrates
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Casablanca
  • What piece of art would you steal?: The Dying Gaul
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Run on sentences
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: I'm not telling you!
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because Christopher Hitchens asked him to.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Beacuse you can't build 7 without 3 and 4
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: At Glenn Beck's childhood home in Mount Vernon
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: not.

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