Tacoma Traveler

Location: Tacoma

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• Pot or Coke
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• Zune or Segway
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: "No One Lives Forever" by Oingo Boingo
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Anything by Nelly Furtado
• What do you like to read when you poop?: The Economist. Then I wipe my ass with it.
• What keeps you up at night?: Money
• What helps you sleep?: Sex
• What song or movie makes you cry?: The Emerald Forest
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: pubes
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Nobody.
• What book have you read the most?: Trial and Death of Socrates
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Casablanca
• What piece of art would you steal?: The Dying Gaul
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Run on sentences
• What is your sweetest taboo?: I'm not telling you!

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because Christopher Hitchens asked him to.
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Beacuse you can't build 7 without 3 and 4
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: At Glenn Beck's childhood home in Mount Vernon
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: not.