Frank Blethen's vodka distiller
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Older than fucking dirt. You fucking care?

Frank Blethen's vodka distiller


Older than fucking dirt. You fucking care?

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  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Why would I care? I'd be dead.
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Seasons in the sun.
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: The bathroom wall
  • What keeps you up at night?: Too much caffine.
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: My asshole.

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