Frank Blethen's vodka distiller
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Older than fucking dirt. You fucking care?

Frank Blethen's vodka distiller

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Older than fucking dirt. You fucking care?

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • Zune or Segway
  • SF or LA
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • OTB or ACT
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Why would I care? I'd be dead.
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Seasons in the sun.
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: The bathroom wall
  • What keeps you up at night?: Too much caffine.
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: My asshole.
 

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