Frank Blethen's vodka distiller

Bio/Manifesto

Older than fucking dirt. You fucking care?

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• OTB or ACT
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Why would I care? I'd be dead.
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Seasons in the sun.
• What do you like to read when you poop?: The bathroom wall
• What keeps you up at night?: Too much caffine.
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: My asshole.