commented on "Tattoos Are the Ultimate Branding Statement"
It's ok to ask somebody about their tattoo if you want to insert a penis into them. It works like this:
1) When you want to fuck somebody, it's unfortunately frequently necessary to start a conversation.
2) I say "unfortunate", because the most fuck-appealing people are also frequently as dumb as sticks. While I enjoy conversations with smart conversationalists, let's face it, they tend to less fuckable than smart people.
3) OK, so walk up to the very attractive but very dumb person and choose a topic they can say ten words about in the semblance of a paragraph. Astrology is a good one. Dumb people love astrology more than cat pictures. Their tattoo is a close second. If they have a tattoo of their astrology sign, you've struck payday.