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eclexia
Los Angeles

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Found Slog by following Savage, I think after the "Urban Archipelago" essay Stayed for the… more »

May 10 eclexia commented on SL Letter of the Day: I'm Out.
Boy you just a stupid bitch, and girl your just a no good dick.
May 10 eclexia commented on A New Person for the Internet to Love!.
It's cute how the mostly white middle class staff of the stranger adopts urban black people as pets.
May 10 eclexia commented on Mormons Drop Active Opposition to Same-Sex Marriage.
"All non-Mormons want from the Mormon church is to be left alone."

So Mormons are free to keep dumping their gay sons out on the streets?
May 9 eclexia commented on The Science Today: They Live! They're Coming!.
Why don't you recommend eating them. Who is "we"?

Motion to feed cicadas to the unpaid intern.
May 7 eclexia commented on Good Gay News and Bad Gay News.
Minnesota doesn't even count. That shit is practically Canada.
May 7 eclexia commented on Walking Disaster Wins Election in South Carolina.
You people are not answering the question!

I'll take buying painkillers of the street for $5.
May 7 eclexia commented on "Tattoos Are the Ultimate Branding Statement".
It's ok to ask somebody about their tattoo if you want to insert a penis into them. It works like this:

1) When you want to fuck somebody, it's unfortunately frequently necessary to start a conversation.

2) I say "unfortunate", because the most fuck-appealing people are also frequently as dumb as sticks. While I enjoy conversations with smart conversationalists, let's face it, they tend to less fuckable than smart people.

3) OK, so walk up to the very attractive but very dumb person and choose a topic they can say ten words about in the semblance of a paragraph. Astrology is a good one. Dumb people love astrology more than cat pictures. Their tattoo is a close second. If they have a tattoo of their astrology sign, you've struck payday.

May 6 eclexia commented on What Do You Think About Kickstarting Glowing Plants?.
It's all well and good until Triffids break out and roam the countryside.
May 6 eclexia commented on SL Letter of the Day: Hot Air.
slow day?
May 3 eclexia commented on Are You Reading Slog Right Now?.
Slogs on a plane.
 
 

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