this guy I know in Spokane
Location: (um, did you read my name?)
Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Dan Savage
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: Beethoven Symphony No. 9, 3rd movement
- What song do you never want to hear again?: the really stupid Christmas carols, like "holly jolly Christmas" and "winter wonderland"
- What do you like to read when you poop?: whatever I'm reading goes in the bathroom with me
- What keeps you up at night?: having to get up in the morning
- What helps you sleep?: besides jacking off... Being tired, I guess
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: beard
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Lion In Winter
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: fucking around with apostrophe's / not knowing the difference between too words that sound the same
- What is your sweetest taboo?: huh?
For Trolls Only
- What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: the world needed more soldier porn
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because they are sheep. I mean, sheeple.
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- God is: a super hilarious joke