this guy I know in Spokane

Location: (um, did you read my name?)

Bio/Manifesto

Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Pot or Coke
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Beethoven Symphony No. 9, 3rd movement
• What song do you never want to hear again?: the really stupid Christmas carols, like "holly jolly Christmas" and "winter wonderland"
• What do you like to read when you poop?: whatever I'm reading goes in the bathroom with me
• What keeps you up at night?: having to get up in the morning
• What helps you sleep?: besides jacking off... Being tired, I guess
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: beard
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Lion In Winter
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: fucking around with apostrophe's / not knowing the difference between too words that sound the same
• What is your sweetest taboo?: huh?

For Trolls Only

• What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: the world needed more soldier porn
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because they are sheep. I mean, sheeple.

Fill in the Blank

• God is: a super hilarious joke