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this guy I know in Spokane

Location: (location: um, did you read my name?)

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Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Pot or Coke
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Beethoven Symphony No. 9, 3rd movement
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: the really stupid Christmas carols, like "holly jolly Christmas" and "winter wonderland"
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: whatever I'm reading goes in the bathroom with me
  • What keeps you up at night?: having to get up in the morning
  • What helps you sleep?: besides jacking off... Being tired, I guess
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: beard
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Lion In Winter
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: fucking around with apostrophe's / not knowing the difference between too words that sound the same
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: huh?
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: the world needed more soldier porn
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because they are sheep. I mean, sheeple.
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: a super hilarious joke
 

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