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this guy I know in Spokane

(um, did you read my name?)

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Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

TMI

Where's your hairiest square inch?: beard
Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
What song do you never want to hear again?: the really stupid Christmas carols, like "holly jolly Christmas" and "winter wonderland"
Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because they are sheep. I mean, sheeple.
What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: fucking around with apostrophe's / not knowing the difference between too words that sound the same

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May 21

this guy I know in Spokane commented on Rightwing Anti-Gay French Activist Commits Suicide at Notre Dame Cathedral.

At the autopsy* they should be sure to check his stomach for semen.

*(I know, they probably don't need one since the cause of death is pretty obvious. But still, it would be fun to plant 4 or 5 samples and then make the findings public.)

May 20

this guy I know in Spokane commented on Lindy West on Vagina Power.

"Vaginas are ringed with row upon row of barbed, venomous quills. Pete Santilli should definitely never, ever put his penis inside of one.

"Vaginas are watching you while you sleep."

Just so you know.

May 11

this guy I know in Spokane commented on Why Marital Rape Actually Is a Crime.

responding to trolls = yummy delicious troll food. Just sayin.

May 10

this guy I know in Spokane commented on Why Marital Rape Actually Is a Crime.

Rather than "no means no," I prefer the alternative I heard on Talk of the Nation/On Point/some NPR talk show: "yes means yes." As in, you have permission to fuck the person only if the person says YES. Anything other than YES is NO.

May 9

this guy I know in Spokane commented on Stop Eating Dessert.

I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed 3 days before Christmas. I spent that whole vacation eating nothing but chocolate-mint milkshakes (chocolate ice cream + milk + candy canes + blender) and I lost 5 pounds. Kind of a win-win-win-win-win.