jnonymous
Capitol Hill, Seattle
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jnonymous

Location: Capitol Hill, Seattle

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • SVN or Git
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Poneman or Pavitt
  • Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • OTB or ACT
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Come on up to the house (Tom Waits)
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: No song makes me feel this way.
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Tea Leaves
  • What keeps you up at night?: Women
  • What helps you sleep?: Women
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: So many...
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: The top of my head
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: DFW
  • What book have you read the most?: A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Miller's Crossing
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Duchamp Nude Descending a Staircase, No. 2
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: People who are upset by split infinitves
  • For Trolls Only

  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: Dead. He's not dead at all.
 

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