Mike in MO
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Apr 11, 2013 Mike in MO commented on Do You Want a Free (Mean) Dog?.
he's not mean, he's scared. most likely, he already imprinted the soul less monsters that dumped him, so he is scared out of his mind since the only family he has ever known just threw him out like trash. show him kindness, give him food & water. DO NOT TAKE HIM TO ANIMAL CONTROL. find a no-kill rescue org. please. He's had enough trauma, time for his luck to turn around.
Mar 13, 2013 Mike in MO commented on SL Letter of the Day: Tweet Tweet Tweet.
find a cuckold. best. advice. ever.
Feb 6, 2013 Mike in MO commented on Savage Love.
@ 17: believe me, your man feels like he won the sexual lottery too. It is one thing to find a partner that is open to expanding beyond the one-man-one-woman paradigm. It is a completely different level of hot to find someone that pursues this type of thing *enthusiasticly*.
Jan 30, 2013 Mike in MO commented on The Problem with Polynormativity.
I want Sue that "dates" Tim and Jim and John (all at the same time), but I don't want to stay home. I wanna be there :P
Jan 10, 2013 Mike in MO commented on If the Coach of the Jets Is a Cuckold....
First of all, I can't tell you how happy it makes me to have the word "cuckold" being discussed on news shows.

And secondly, someone needs the check Mrs Ryan for a charm anklet and/or Queen of Spades tat.

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go beat off...
Nov 15, 2012 Mike in MO commented on What's More Over?.
@ 8: for real! I thought we had to be in at some point in order to be over? Someone forgot to let me know!
Aug 14, 2012 Mike in MO commented on SL Letter of the Day: Fetishes, Porn, Meatballs, and Eggs.
woman who had managed to get two meatballs and an egg stuck in her vagina, and had to go in to get them taken out. the reason I read SLLotD
Dec 7, 2011 Mike in MO commented on SL Letter of the Day: Taste Testing.
I think everyone is missing the obvious solution: she's a dom, right? Why not tie is ass down, ride his cock til he shoots a big sloppy load in her twat, then simply sit on his sub face & let gravity do the rest. a little flex of the PC muscle & voila!

Personally, eating cum from a freshly fucked pussy is just about the hottest sex act known to this man. I'm still trying to arrange for another guys or two (or three!) to come over & dump their load in my gf's twat. Is it gay to slurp other guys' cum out of her twat? How about cleaning off their cocks after they're done? :)~
Sep 22, 2011 Mike in MO commented on Starbucks Selling Santorum T-Shirts.
I always thought a t-shirt with the google home page & "santorum" in the search box would be neat. Someone feel free to steal my (totally obvious) idea please.
Jul 12, 2011 Mike in MO commented on Nightline Report On Marcus Bachmann's Pray-Away-The-Gay Practice.
I fucking HATE that everyone in the media buys into the "Dr" part. They don't even bother to mention that his "Dr" is in...what exactly is it in? While we're at it, let's stop calling that unhloy cunt Laura "Dr" too.