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    This or That

  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: The Doors' "The End"
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: "It's a Small World After All"
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Slog, on my BlackBerry
  • What keeps you up at night?: World War III wouldnt wake me up
  • What helps you sleep?: Closing my eyes
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: My head - duh
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Beethoven
  • What book have you read the most?: John Crowley's "Little, Big"
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Wizard of Oz; Casablanca
  • What piece of art would you steal?: The Mona Lisa
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: People who dont know the difference between "loose" and "lose"
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Gays
  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because he's really a Republican
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: inside you

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