Fifty-Two-Eighty

Location: 39.44N 104.58W
Website: http://www.nra.org

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: The Doors' "The End"
• What song do you never want to hear again?: "It's a Small World After All"
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Slog, on my BlackBerry
• What keeps you up at night?: World War III wouldnt wake me up
• What helps you sleep?: Closing my eyes
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: My head - duh
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Beethoven
• What book have you read the most?: John Crowley's "Little, Big"
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Wizard of Oz; Casablanca
• What piece of art would you steal?: The Mona Lisa
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: People who dont know the difference between "loose" and "lose"

For Trolls Only

• What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Gays
• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because he's really a Republican
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs

Fill in the Blank

• God is: inside you