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Location: The Cave of the Unknown
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More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• Zune or Segway
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• OTB or ACT
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me.
• What song do you never want to hear again?: The song from Robin Hood, you know the one.
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Anything. I'll read the back of the tampon box if that's all there is.
• What keeps you up at night?: My brain.
• What helps you sleep?: Excedrin PM
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Under Pressure/Whalerider
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Where you'd expect it.
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Ted Kord.
• What book have you read the most?: The Cider House Rules by John Irving
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Mr. Mom
• What piece of art would you steal?: Anything by Andrew Wyeth.
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Your/You're
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Blaspheming in a church.

Fill in the Blank

• God is: seven.