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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • OTB or ACT
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me.
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: The song from Robin Hood, you know the one.
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Anything. I'll read the back of the tampon box if that's all there is.
  • What keeps you up at night?: My brain.
  • What helps you sleep?: Excedrin PM
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Under Pressure/Whalerider
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Where you'd expect it.
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Ted Kord.
  • What book have you read the most?: The Cider House Rules by John Irving
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Mr. Mom
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Anything by Andrew Wyeth.
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Your/You're
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Blaspheming in a church.
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: seven.


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