Cracker Jack
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Feb 5 Cracker Jack commented on Someone Marked Up All the Proofreading Errors in a New Magazine Called Ville and Sent It to Us.
@1: You do know how the internet works, right? You can actually talk about many things. It won't fill up.
Jan 9 Cracker Jack commented on Fifteen Seattle Times Staffers—Some Who've Been There for Decades—Will Leave the Paper After Buyouts.
I am sad to see Misha Berson get the axe. I used to love reading her reviews when I was a Seattle boy.
Nov 28, 2015 Cracker Jack commented on How Do You Tell a Joke in Portland, Oregon?.
@57: Dear Christ that was disheartening... but the four drunk white guys cackling at every slight made at non-white men was even more disgusting.
Nov 6, 2015 Cracker Jack commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Man Teaches Robber Value of Friendship.
Shanking.

Can we have an edit button yet?
Nov 6, 2015 Cracker Jack commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Man Teaches Robber Value of Friendship.
@4: It keeps Dr. Carson from shaking the guy.

Like last time.
Nov 3, 2015 Cracker Jack commented on Seattle Theater Critic Invites the Women of Craigslist to Purchase His "Plus Ones" at Reduced Rate.
Don't care if he's creepy as fuck -- women, buyer beware. But selling comps is scums-ville. Dude should be pilloried.
Sep 12, 2015 Cracker Jack commented on SL Letter of the Day: That's So GAY..
I'm black for basketball! No? Then probably no for this one, too.
Sep 11, 2015 Cracker Jack commented on Who's the Real Winner of the Kim Davis Debacle? Ugh, Mike Huckabee.
Receding into the past?!? Does a two day (non-jailed) vacation and a weekend before returning on Monday to stir ALL the shit count as receding? I know you had an article you were dying to write, but find a halfway intelligent leading sentence! And no, using French does not qualify.
Aug 27, 2015 Cracker Jack commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Forgiveness and Ashley Madison's Innocent Victims.
So she was one of the statistically insignificant number of actual women who used the site. That makes for a convenient narrative.
Aug 5, 2015 Cracker Jack commented on Look! Ted Cruz Is So Masculine and Strong He Fries Pig Strips on a Machine Gun! What?.
@4: Maybe this is the GOP long game. They'll appeal to 12 year old kids in the hopes that they'll be inculcated to vote Republican when they hit 18!

Devious!