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Mar 19 Cracker Jack commented on Mayor Ed Murray Wants to Ban Smoking in Parks, and the City Says There's Nothing Unfair About That.
NYC has this. It is wonderful! You want to pollute the air with noxious, carcinogenic smoke? Do it in your home.
Mar 16 Cracker Jack commented on Four Places You Can Get Delicious Fish 'n' Chips for Less Than $10.
One of the things I truly, TRULY miss about my hometown is Spuds. Their breading is just wonderful -- I've never had anything like it anywhere else.

Love you & miss you, Spuds!
Mar 4 Cracker Jack commented on Supreme Court Hears Arguments About Gutting Obamacare.
@5: Exactly. The GOP doesn't care about people, they care about people discovering that they are sociopaths and losing their power again.
Mar 4 Cracker Jack commented on Ben Carson: Being Gay Is a Choice and Prison Proves It.
@5: Your reduction of the 9/11 attacks to a choice of "them evil Islamz did it!" or it was a false flag inside job kind of proves Truther nuttiness. The fact that radicalized Islamic terrorists hi-jacked planes and flew them into buildings does not equate "Islam is evil". And the "science" you purport to believe is ginned up to prove what you want to be true (hence "Truther").
Mar 3 Cracker Jack commented on Jokey Tweet Outrages Right-Wing Christians Because Of Course It Does.
@15: "I wouldn't expect church administrators to really know what lubed-up fingers look like"

Wow, you think they're that insensitive to their little charges?
Feb 17 Cracker Jack commented on The Morning News: The Space Needle Invited a Guy Named “Shags” to Tell Workers to “Live on Less”.
I'm with @1. There's nothing scandalous about that Powerpoint. It's unimaginative and deadly boring, but what do you expect from a guy who calls himself "Shags"?

Move on.
Feb 16 Cracker Jack commented on The Morning News: Seattle's Gorgeous Weather Continues to Blow Minds and Astound Experts.
Dear Seattle. It was 4 degrees when I woke up this morning. You suck it.

Suck it hard.

Why can't you be rainy and miserable so I remember why I left you?
Feb 13 Cracker Jack commented on Theater Artist (and Former Stranger Performance Editor) Bret Fetzer Attacked Last Night at 11th & Pine.
@9: No kidding. Wouldn't that be an easy and constructive way to, oh say, build some goodwill in the community? Not to mention prevent wonderful people like Bret from getting assaulted.
Feb 12 Cracker Jack commented on Jeb Bush Brags About His E-mail Use as the Republican War on Yoga Pants Kicks Off in Montana.
@1 Apparently, there was a naked bike ride through Missoula and Miss David caught a nasty case of the vapors.
Feb 6 Cracker Jack commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Sword Walk.
Conan! Loved him! We'd see him up on Capitol Hill, too.

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