A scientifically improbable isotope, Arsenic7 has lived his life as though every second were his last...lying on the floor, trembling in terror, fearful that his body will unravel into its component parts and diffuse away into the vast existence of the universe.
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
- Bring It On
Stomp the Yard
- Cowgirls, Inc.
- Dan Savage
- No legs and a million dollars
A million legs and no dollars
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- Honey Bucket
Wizards of Ooze
- Elliott Bay
- Will in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: A techno remix of "Taps."
- What do you like to read when you poop?: I prefer not to take that long.
- What keeps you up at night?: Good sex or indigestion.
- What helps you sleep?: Good sex or a boring movie.
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: My head...barely.
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: I wouldn't. I'd judge you all!
- What book have you read the most?: Give me a new book!
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: Give me a new movie!
- What piece of art would you steal?: That ink-black mouse sculpture from the SAM.
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: I try not to get peeved by the little things.
- What is your sweetest taboo?: As in a personal taboo that would make people go, "AWWWW?"
For Trolls Only
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: That's where I keep my dirty pictures.
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- God is: ...