seandr

Location: Capitol Hill, Seattle

Bio/Manifesto

send hate mail and naked pictures of yourself to seandrslog@gmail.com

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• SVN or Git
• Pot or Coke
• Presse or Pichet
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Tushy or Tuchus

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: I want Michael Manahan to DJ my funeral
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Anything by Taylor Swift
• What keeps you up at night?: stimulants on occasion
• What helps you sleep?: klonopin on occasion
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Kurt Cobain
• What book have you read the most?: Gravity's Rainbow, but never to completion.
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Little Tramp, starring Charlie Chaplin
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: grammatical pet peeves are a pet peeve of mine

For Trolls Only

• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes

Fill in the Blank

• God is: terrible at responding to email