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rejemy

North Seattle

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I prevent magic from happening.

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What song do you never want to hear again?: pretty much all of the Sex Pistols
Elliott Bay or Amazon
Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
Dicks or Vaginas
What movie can you recite verbatim?: Various Star Wars, Clue, A Fish Called Wanda, Noises Off

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4:51 PM yesterday

rejemy commented on Senate Democrats Fuck Over Bi-National Gay Couples....

"Democrats deliberately kill immigration reform by including poison-pill gay marriage amendment"

Or can you really imagine that's not how the headlines would go?

12:59 PM yesterday

rejemy commented on Lars Von Trier's New Movie Features Fake Plumbing.

"You don't have to get naked on screen - we'll superimpose a photo-realistic digital dick that looks exactly like your dick over your real dick so that nobody will see it."

May 6

rejemy commented on Don't Watch this Video of Well Regulated Militia Being Shot to Death by the Police.

Suicide by cop. He probably wasn't shooting to kill, because he wanted them to shoot him. Why? I don't know. But you don't shoot that many rounds at that range and really not hit anything.

Apr 1

rejemy commented on Where and How Do You Buy Your Liquor?.

Trader Joe's for your everyday booze, Wine World for the special occasion or specialty thing.

Mar 29

rejemy commented on What Is Lake City's Biggest Selling Feature?.

Lake City - The Other Aurora.

Mar 27

rejemy commented on What Do You Think of the Trailers for The Wolverine and White House Down?.

You elect ONE black president and suddenly everyone starts fantasizing about destroying the White House.

Mar 5

rejemy commented on Swiss Army Knives Will Be Allowed on Planes Next Month: What Do You Think?.

I'd rather they get over this whole liquids thing.

Feb 28

rejemy commented on Seattle, After the Fall.

Glad he's following his dream and whatever, but how is this not just a watercolor map with a few random little meaningless alterations?

Feb 27

rejemy commented on Die Harder, Die Longer.

"Director's Cut" usually doesn't really mean "the director's preferred vision of a movie that the studio butchered" anymore, now it just means "slightly extended version to lure you into watching the movie again".