Baconcat

Location: First Hill

Bio/Manifesto

I love the things you hate and hate the things you love. But at least we agree on pie!

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Presse or Pichet
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• Zune or Segway
• Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Back That Azz Up
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Super Trooper
• What do you like to read when you poop?: A Gay Guide to America
• What keeps you up at night?: Pictures of funny cats
• What helps you sleep?: Reading Slog
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Showgirls
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Unibrow
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Batman's mother
• What book have you read the most?: Their Eyes Were Watching God
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Heathers
• What piece of art would you steal?: Laura Bush
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: M,y, Lov,e of, c,,,omm,a,s
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Loving you

For Trolls Only

• What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Gays
• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Napoleon complex
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Soros is threatening them
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: eBay
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: a DJ