Hernandez

Location: Live in Fremont, work Downtown
Website: http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com

Bio/Manifesto

I am Ian Hernandez. I am in my late twenties. I live in Fremont with Mrs. Hernandez, our roommate, and two orange cats. I have been wasting precious time on Slog for many years now.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Pot or Coke
• Presse or Pichet
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What do you like to read when you poop?: Comic Books
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Somewhere on my head or near my dick
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Empire Strikes Back, and Boondock Saints
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: lack of appropriate comma usage
• What is your sweetest taboo?: farting, unashamed, in public

For Trolls Only

• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Oh, fuck off with that.
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs

Fill in the Blank

• God is: functionally, whatever human beings want him to be