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Hernandez
Awesome Person 2011
SWASHBUCKLING HERO 2012
Live in Fremont, work Downtown
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Bio

I am Ian Hernandez.

TMI

  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Empire Strikes Back, and Boondock Saints
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Oh, fuck off with that.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
  • Dicks or Vaginas

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Hernandez is busy, man. Just busy.

Hernandez

Location: Live in Fremont, work Downtown
Website: http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com

Bio/Manifesto

I am Ian Hernandez.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Comic Books
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Somewhere on my head or near my dick
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Empire Strikes Back, and Boondock Saints
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: lack of appropriate comma usage
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: farting, unashamed, in public
  • For Trolls Only

  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Oh, fuck off with that.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: functionally, whatever human beings want him to be

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