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Urgutha Forka

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If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
What helps you sleep?: Vodka
Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
Too many teeth or No teeth at all

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Urgutha Forka commented on Should I Buy One of These?.

@25,
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Urgutha Forka commented on SL Letter of the Day: Seconded.

He's playing with fire, but people are gonna do what they're gonna do. If his wife tells him not to do it, it'll probably make him want to do it more. If he fucks up and forms an actual relationship with one of the "lesbians" (i.e., other men pretending like he is), then his wife deserves to dump his ass. On the other hand, if he really can keep it only on the computer, then his wife should let it go and let him have his fun.

3:46 PM yesterday

Urgutha Forka commented on Faith Is Truth?.

"While objective facts are important, there is a second and more crucial element of truth, which involves how one relates oneself to those matters of fact."
-Someone on the Internet

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2:42 PM yesterday

Urgutha Forka commented on Because We Live in a Post-Feminist World, I Guess.

OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE THE SEXISM THAT....

Oh, it's reddit? Nevermind.

2:39 PM yesterday

Urgutha Forka commented on Don't Be Such a Mermaid!.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

...

I don't get it.

May 23

Urgutha Forka commented on Yet Another Example of Oppressive Government Regulations Destroying Free Enterprise.

And the customers at TGI Fridays couldn't tell?

/I'm shocked!
//not really.

May 23

Urgutha Forka commented on Your Borders Gift Cards Are Not Worth the Plastic They're Printed On.

@6, touché! :)

@12, Christ... I wish my sister would give me a gift card. She currently gives me Disney VHS movies every year and I'm fairly certain she knows that, 1) I despise Disney movies and, 2) I don't have a VHS player. I'm pretty sure she's doing it out of spite at this point. I probably can't blame her.

May 23

Urgutha Forka commented on Star Trek Releases Deleted Scene of Benedict Cumberbatch Showering to Counter Claims of Sexism.

@22,
Yeah, but I'm a fan of sappy, so-called "chick flicks" and yet I don't expect them to give equal time to big-guns-big-tits-bloodbaths.

Each genre is what it is. I feel blatant sexism like this (as well as sappy romance in chick flicks) are aspects worth embracing.

May 23

Urgutha Forka commented on Your Borders Gift Cards Are Not Worth the Plastic They're Printed On.

"Gifts people want to receive," #1 answer: Cash

"Gifts people do not want to give," #1 answer: Cash

People think gift cards are a get-around to giving cash. They're not. Giving a gift card is a sign of both laziness and a fragile ego.

If you don't know what to give someone, give them cash or just don't bother giving anything at all.