Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He could no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Too many teeth
No teeth at all
If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
God is: the best thing people could come up with to explain the unexplainable