I was born in a crossfire hurricane I walked 47 miles of barbed wire I… more »
Location: Columbia fuckin' City
I was born in a crossfire hurricane. I walked 47 miles of barbed wire. I use a cobra snake for a necktie. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I have steady work and like my job. I am working as a waitress at the moment. I am a lonely bachelor, 26, college educated, good looking, and wish to hear from a well-educated young lady. We have our own place and he wants me to keep the baby. I bat .400.