Location: Capitol Hill
Life is waaaaay too fucking short to waste your time writing bios for profiles on webpages.
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Bring It On
Stomp the Yard
- Cowgirls, Inc.
- No legs and a million dollars
A million legs and no dollars
- Frank Gehry
- Dina Martina
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- Ivar Haglund
- Tom Skerritt
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: We Have All The Time In The World-Louis Armstrong
- What do you like to read when you poop?: nothing...it distracts from the smoking...and the pooping.
- What keeps you up at night?: Clyde
- What helps you sleep?: my fan
- What song or movie makes you cry?: Crash because it fucking sucks.
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: All 8 inches are equally hirsute.
- What book have you read the most?: Maupin's Tales of the City series (duh, I'm gay!)
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: tie: Auntie Mame and The Women (duh, I'm gay redux)
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: theirs alot
- What is your sweetest taboo?: Raping Roman Polanski
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He hates hairy men.
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
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- God is: (hopefully) a sassy black woman.