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michael strangeways
Capitol Hill
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TMI

  • God is: (hopefully) a sassy black woman.
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: All 8 inches are equally hirsute.
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • What book have you read the most?: Maupin's Tales of the City series (duh, I'm gay!)
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes

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michael strangeways is writing at Seattle Gay Scene.

michael strangeways

Location: Capitol Hill
Website: http://www.seattlegayscene.com/

Bio/Manifesto

Life is waaaaay too fucking short to waste your time writing bios for profiles on webpages.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: We Have All The Time In The World-Louis Armstrong
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: nothing...it distracts from the smoking...and the pooping.
  • What keeps you up at night?: Clyde
  • What helps you sleep?: my fan
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Crash because it fucking sucks.
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: All 8 inches are equally hirsute.
  • What book have you read the most?: Maupin's Tales of the City series (duh, I'm gay!)
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: tie: Auntie Mame and The Women (duh, I'm gay redux)
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: theirs alot
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Raping Roman Polanski
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He hates hairy men.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: (hopefully) a sassy black woman.
 

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