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More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • SVN or Git
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • Zune or Segway
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • OTB or ACT
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Production or Devel
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Shut up and let me go by the Ting tings
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Shut up and let me go by the ting tings
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: The Enquirer (i'll admit it, sometimes my iPhone)
  • What keeps you up at night?: Money or Xbox
  • What helps you sleep?: Money or Xbox
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Songs from Rent, any movie with sally field
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: More like square foot. Can't help it, and shaving just gives you bumps.
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Bea Arthur, how campy is that?
  • What book have you read the most?: By most you mean finished right? Contact by Carl Sagen
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: I'm not proud, but The Matrix and Austin Power: International Man of Mystery
  • What piece of art would you steal?: One worth a lot of money. Baring that then Warhol's Soup Cans.
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "like" and "Dude"
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: I like dirty talk. And straight guys.
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: simplistic.

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