Just a big red hairy gay bear who likes to post comments on Slog that no one ever notices.
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
- Bring It On
Stomp the Yard
- Cowgirls, Inc.
- Dan Savage
- No legs and a million dollars
A million legs and no dollars
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- Honey Bucket
Wizards of Ooze
- Elliott Bay
- Dina Martina
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
- Will in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- Ivar Haglund
- Tom Skerritt
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: Shut up and let me go by the Ting tings
- What song do you never want to hear again?: Shut up and let me go by the ting tings
- What do you like to read when you poop?: The Enquirer (i'll admit it, sometimes my iPhone)
- What keeps you up at night?: Money or Xbox
- What helps you sleep?: Money or Xbox
- What song or movie makes you cry?: Songs from Rent, any movie with sally field
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: More like square foot. Can't help it, and shaving just gives you bumps.
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Bea Arthur, how campy is that?
- What book have you read the most?: By most you mean finished right? Contact by Carl Sagen
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: I'm not proud, but The Matrix and Austin Power: International Man of Mystery
- What piece of art would you steal?: One worth a lot of money. Baring that then Warhol's Soup Cans.
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "like" and "Dude"
- What is your sweetest taboo?: I like dirty talk. And straight guys.
For Trolls Only
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
Fill in the Blank
- God is: simplistic.