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  • What helps you sleep?: Money or Xbox
  • What piece of art would you steal?: One worth a lot of money. Baring that then Warhol's Soup Cans.
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Shut up and let me go by the ting tings
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard

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brandon That's a real QR code, takes you to my Tumblr (NSFW).
Dec 16 brandon commented on Jeb Bush Is Running for President, and He's Got a Very Good Shot at Winning.
Warren '16 (I'm gonna keep insisting till election night, I don't care what she says!)
Dec 12 brandon commented on The Democratic Party Could Tear Itself Apart Over Income Inequality.
@2 Well while you sit on your ass waiting for the overthrow of the bourgeoisie people who actually want to see change in the now will vote, run, financially support, and engage with people who might actually stand up to power.

We can support the grand socialist revolution when it gets here, until then get off your ass and try to make life better for people right now.
Dec 10 brandon commented on Rick Santorum Is So Totally Running for President.
Spreadingsantorum.com isn't even on the first page anymore. At least for my google search. But the wiki on the neoligism tops (no pun intended) the real Santorum.
Dec 4 brandon commented on The Stranger's New City Hall Reporter Is Heidi Groover!.
My god your offices look terrible!
Dec 4 brandon commented on Jon Stewart on Eric Garner Grand Jury Decision: "If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time.".
I guess Grand Juries don't even indict ham sandwiches anymore.
Dec 2 brandon commented on A Rigorous Comparison of the Indistinguishable Rival Businesses of the Alderwood Mall Food Court.
I know you guys are just trying to throw some serious snark and shade at The Mall, but seriously Mrs. Fields is the best thing since sex. I don't care if its a chain or if there is some artisan bakery I should be going to. Mrs. Fields is the bomb diggity!
Dec 2 brandon commented on UK Bans Production of Porn Featuring Female Ejaculation.
So if a guy lays on his back, throws his legs in the air, and gets his ass eaten, thats OK. But if he does the same thing but squats over someones face, OH GOD NO SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?

What the fuck England? We thought you were cool. This with the opt-out porn filters is fucking nuts. It's like the Thatcher administration has resurrected in England only with more pearl clutching.

Nov 20 brandon commented on If the New Cinerama Can't Save Movie Theaters, Nothing Can.
Anyone tried the iPic theater out in Redmond? I haven't but want to. I can count on one hand the number of times a year I go to the movies, so the higher cost would be worth the comfort to me. I already can't go out with someone to the movies and dinner without spending 100 bucks.
Nov 19 brandon commented on Cinderella: Disney Really Wants a New Frozen.
I want to believe something with Cate Blanchett will be good, but I'm not feeling it from the trailer. Seems like a direct copy of the cartoon, but with flesh and blood.

Here's hoping they take a page out of Maleficent and give some unexpected twists to the story.

Nov 18 brandon commented on Death to Self-Checkout Machines.
They are nice when you want to buy condoms and lube and don't want to look anyone in the eye.

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